From Tradition Comes Tragedy

***False Fire Ceremony Preparation***

Music to set the mood - Check!
Topical nonsensical Preaching - Check!
Random Shouts of the words "Amen" and "Preach" - Check!
Emotionalism - Check!
Sweaty Kid Pastor in need of Towel - Check!
Random Ad libs, e.g., "ha!" and "say yes!" - Check!
No scripture presented - Check!
Simon Says in service e.g., "slap your neighbor and say 'Joy comes soon!'" - Check!

disclaimer: I do not mean any disrespect, but sometimes sarcasm is good if it may get the point across (read the prophets).
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